A silly story about a cat and a dog

Once there was a cat called umm cat that lived in a big hat. One day the cat went under a mat and a dog sat on the mat where the cat was. When the dog left the cat moved the mat and the cat was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flat. Then the cat got up but the cat was still flat so the cat lived the rest of its life flat. Then one day the cat wanted revenge so the cat put the dog under the mat while it was sleeping. It took an hour to put the dog under the mat because the cat was weak because the cat is flat. So then the cat sat on the mat then the dog got flat. Then the cat walked back to the big hat. Then the dog woke up and removed the mat then the dog got mad because he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flat. Then along came a goat the dog went under the mat to hide from the cat. Then the goat sat on the mat were the dog was.THE END

Retelling The 3 Little Pigs

This is Hayley's version of the story ...

🐽The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs🐽
Once upon a time I was making a cake for my granny because she was too old and too fat to make her own cake. I was sick with a cold. When I was making the cake I realised that I had no sugar because my neighbours took all of it. So I went down to my neighbours -house to trade back some sugar.
He had made his house out of straw. When I got there I knocked on the door and I said “Stupid little pig, stupid little pig are you in?” and the pig said “ Go away you old bag of bones I’m shaving here.” I got a little mad but I was getting old and you can’t interrupt a man when he is shaving. Then I felt a sneeze coming on. I puffed and snuffed, Achoo.
Then the little pig’s house fell down with the pig in it. He  went down like a door nail. The pig looked dead so I ate it with some salt. “Maybe I will put some pepper on it next time” I said to myself.
So I went to his smarter brother's house. When I got there I said “ Smarter little pig, smarter little pig are you in?”  There was no answer.  So I started to walk away when  I felt a little sniffle coming on. I puffed and I snuffed and I blew that stick house down. That pig looked like it was in the same place as the other pig. So I ate it and put some pepper on it.
I went to the third little pigs house. He was the gifted one I guess, because he made his house out of bricks. I said “Little pig little pig are you in, you dummy? You know what that rude little idiot said?  “Go away you big fatty.” Now, I was going to go home and maybe make a nice card or something. But then I felt my cold coming a long, I puffed and I snuffed. Achoo. Then the pig said “You are as fat as your dumb granny.” Now, I am normally a pretty nice guy but when someone says something bad about my granny I lose it! “You are an idiot little pig.” I said

But then I heard the sirens and I tried to run away. But then the Air Force came in. When I was at jail I got a newspaper and you know what those pigs did. They put me as the shady person to make the story more juicy. “When I see that pig again I will hurt him  like I have never hurt something before!” When I get out of here!