A silly story about a cat and a dog

Once there was a cat called umm cat that lived in a big hat. One day the cat went under a mat and a dog sat on the mat where the cat was. When the dog left the cat moved the mat and the cat was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flat. Then the cat got up but the cat was still flat so the cat lived the rest of its life flat. Then one day the cat wanted revenge so the cat put the dog under the mat while it was sleeping. It took an hour to put the dog under the mat because the cat was weak because the cat is flat. So then the cat sat on the mat then the dog got flat. Then the cat walked back to the big hat. Then the dog woke up and removed the mat then the dog got mad because he was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo flat. Then along came a goat the dog went under the mat to hide from the cat. Then the goat sat on the mat were the dog was.THE END